A collection of absolute lemons.
Things that looked great right up until they were yours.
An absolute lemon of a building.
Lovely at the viewing. Millions to fix.
An absolute lemon of an idea.
It sounded incredible at 2 a.m.
An absolute lemon of a relationship.
Three great weeks, then the fine print.
An absolute lemon of a used car.
Ran perfectly all the way home.
An absolute lemon of a haircut.
It will grow back. Eventually.
An absolute lemon of a group project.
Four names on the cover. One person did the work.
An absolute lemon of a timeshare.
The presentation took ninety minutes. The contract takes forever.
An absolute lemon of a shortcut.
Added forty minutes.